Jamie Bell is probably best known as little Billy Elliott, the young boy who danced and danced and stole our hearts. But much like little Nicholas Hoult, Jamie has grown up to be quite attractive in that particular way English boys are sexy/naughty. Jamie is currently hittin’ it with Evan Rachel Wood, which… sounds hot to me. I like Evan, and after this new interview with Jamie in GQ UK, I really like Jamie too. You can read the full cunnilingus-y awesomeness here, and here are some highlights:
GQ.com: What’s small talk with Steven Spielberg like?
Jamie Bell: I was so nervous to reveal how much of a fanboy I am in case he started thinking, “Oh my God, we’ve cast a maniac.” So it’s only been recently, hanging out with Steven and doing all the press that I’ve been able to go, “Dude, that decision in Hook when he does this thing…” But I held my tongue for the longest time.
What’s the strangest gift you’ve ever got from a fan?
I’ve got lots of weird illustrations of me from Japanese fans. I also got a dead moth. [Pause] Which actually might be more of a threat than a present.
Having screen-tested for Spider-man, what superhero role would you like to have a crack at next?
Considering I failed at the first one, I don’t know. I’ve never felt particularly connected to Peter Parker, [so] I felt like they made the right decision. I actually can’t wait to see the movie – I think it’s going to be great. My favourite superhero is obviously Batman because he’s the sexiest. But I can’t imagine myself as Batman…
What’s the best way to impress a woman?
Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let’s cut to the primal – be good in the sack. [Slaps thighs] Have an understanding of what’s going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.
What’s the question you hate being asked?
If I hear “What was it like working with Steven Spielberg?” one more time, I might jump out of that window. “Do you miss England?” is really annoying. The third one is “How did you avoid the pitfalls of being a child actor?” I don’t even know what that means. Do child stars hit pitfalls? That’s such a stereotypical thing to say. I know lot of actors who have started off as kids and I feel it’s really unfair.
What should no man have in his wardrobe?
Crocs. It’s just not on.
What film do you consider particularly stylish?
Definitely Drive. Even just the promotion and marketing on that movie is awesome. [Mimics the pitch] “It’s a cool stunt-guy action movie and let’s make the font look like Dirty Dancing.” You’re going to get women through the door. Well, I mean, you’re going to get women through the door anyway with Gosling…
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?
What’s the best penis I’ve ever seen?
No! Actually, what is the best penis you’ve ever seen?
[Collapses into laughter] That is a good question. The best piece of advice I ever received was “Don’t f*** your publicist.” Russell Crowe told me that. It’s probably a smart move. [Both of his publicists are now in the room, attempting to bring the interview to a close] No! It’s GQ!
What skill should every man have?
Skill? You know what I’m going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.
You do realise you’ve got another publicist standing right behind you?
I don’t care. A skill a man should have? Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.
[From GQ]
I like to think that his sexy answers are the result of him dating an American girl who is demanding in bed (side-eye at Evan). I like to think that these are HER words, her philosophy, and that Jamie is just a lovely young man, eager to learn how to please a woman. In the vaginal area. Evan is certainly living the dream, isn’t she?
Oh, and did anyone else cut there eyes at “A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman.” There are several things wrong with that, I think. First, it shouldn’t be “A” case-specific vagina, it should be “A man should have a good understanding of ALL VAGINAS.” It should be the general, or “royal” vadge. Our collective flock of vaginas. Secondly, he has to specify “ON A WOMAN.” Oh, Jamie. Marry me.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
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